Don't Say This #2
So, uh, are you 'on the take', or what?
Gee, officer! That's terrific. The officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to the .44 magnum in my glove compartment.
When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the video.
Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?