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Weird Websites - The Top 100 Police and Policeman Jokes - Funniest Humour on the Internet

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'Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'

'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'

'Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun.'

'So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?'

'Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'

'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop.'

'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.'

'Just how big were those two beers?'

'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want.'

'I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.'

'In God we trust, all others are suspects.'

 

 

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