Don't Say This . . .
Hey, you Must have been doing' about 130 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Hi Officer, Do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?
You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
'Bad Cop! No Donut!'
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.
You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket