Slow Down Or Stop
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: 'License, registration and proof of insurance please.'
Driver: 'Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for.'
Policeman: 'Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there.'
Driver: 'Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?'
The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.
Policeman: 'Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop?