Police House Calls
My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up
a domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple and the problem was quickly
On leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of their turn-of-the-century
home and reached for what I thought was the front door.
Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when I heard my
partner say.... 'If you have any more problems, we'll be in your closet.'