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A real estate salesman and his boss

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the
piece of land he had sold was completely under water.

“That customer's going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?”

“Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat.”


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Chicken In Bar

Who you calling chicken? A chicken walks into a bar.

The bartender says 'We don't serve poultry!'

The chicken says 'That's OK I just want a drink.'


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Intelligent life

Captain Kirk and an away team, searching for intelligent life on other planets, traveled down to Earth after going through a time disturbance cloud, landing in Washington D.C. right in the middle of Clinton's inaugural ball.

After looking around, Kirk says: 'Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down on this one.'


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Haircut

Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist Christophe, 'How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?'

Christophe replied just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous. An hour and fifteen minutes later, Clinton looked into the mirror in horror and Christophe handed him a bill for $200.

Clinton gasped, 'You took too long, it doesn't look that great, and it is costing me ten times more than you said!'

Christophe replied, 'That makes us even.'



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Watch football

Why do men watch football?
Because it would be boring to talk about sex all the time.

 

 

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