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Random selection of jokes - Probably the funniest random jokes on the Internet

Random Jokes - 65

 

Tom Thumb

Tom Thumb told Thumbelina a joke ...
it was a MINI HA HA!
Tom Thumb was so small that he had to drink condensed milk!
Tom Thumb was so tiny his feet didn't touch the ground!
Where did Tom Thumb get his surname?
From his father!


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Four-Letter Surgery

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

'I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.

'What did he say,' asked the nurse.

'OOPS!'


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Sports all night

What do you call a man who complains all day, watches sports all night
and sleeps away his weekends?
Normal.



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Unpaid Bill

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, 'We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one.'

The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, 'Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long.'


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Acting

Why do men act like such morons?
Who says they're acting?

 

 

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