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Anesthesiology Bill

Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $1200 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation.

'Is this some kind of mistake?' Margie asked when she got the doctor on the phone.

'No, not at all,' the doctor said calmly.

'Well,' said Margie, 'that's awfully costly for knocking someone out.'

'Not at all,' replied the doctor. 'I knock you out for free. The 1200 dollars is for bringing you back around.'


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Oxygen to their brains

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

Q: Why do men have slits in their underwear?
A: So they can get oxygen to their brains


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Emergency Room

A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.

'What happened' asked the doctor.

'Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV,' began the man.

'She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron.'

The doctor nodded, 'But what happened to the other ear?'

'Well, no sooner had I hung up,' said the man, 'when the same guy called again.'


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Rapunzel

If you were in Rapunzel's tower during the night, what would be the furthest thing that you could see?
The curtains . . . she keeps them closed at night!
What's purple and screams from the top of a tower?
A damson in distress!
Why did Rapunzel live at the top of the tower?
Because she was afraid of depths!


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Tied in an election

January 12, 1993

Richard Kyle won his Arizona House seat in November more easily than he had won the Republican primary in September. He and his primary opponent, John Gaylord, had tied and had agreed to settle things with one hand of five-card stud dealt by the speaker of the Arizona House.

Kyle's pair of sevens put him into the general election.

 

 

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