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Rapunzel

How did the witch know it was exactly twelve midday?
She used her Witch Watch!
How do we know that Rapunzel went to a lot of parties?
Because she liked to let her hair down!
If you were in Rapunzel's tower during the day, what would be the furthest thing that you could see?
The sun!


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Want to get married

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.
Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy 'Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket.'

The guys slurs 'Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good.'


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Little Red Riding Hood

What did Little Red Riding-Hood say when she saw the big, bad wolf wearing sun-glasses?
Nothing . . . she didn't recognize him!


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FORMER PRESIDENT

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Former US President Bill Clinton?

1% said, 'No'
2% said, 'Yes'
97% said, 'Never Again'


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A car salesman and a computer salesman

Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman knows when he's lying to you.

 

 

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