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Speeding Fine
A middle
aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took
off
down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the
wind blowing
through his thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought
and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he
eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a
police car behind him, blue lights flashing.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the
man and he
floored it some more, flying down the road at over 200
mph to escape. Then he thought, "What the hell am I
doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled
over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police
car to catch up with him.
The policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up
on the
driver's side.
"Sir, my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday
the 13th.
"If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard
before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and slowly said,
"Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman and I
thought you were bringing her back"
The Policeman said, "Have a nice day.
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