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Buy alligator
shoes
A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where
he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not
prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed
to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level,
ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes
man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the
shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for
those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".
So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while
saw two men with spears, standing still in the water.
'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that
point he noticed an alligator moving in the water
towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive,
even as the gator came ever closer.
Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he
struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up
onto the beach, where several already laying Together
the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon
one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes
either!".
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