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Chickens want
books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a
public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian
decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives
it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the
circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!'
The librarian decides that the chickens desire another
three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as
before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early
afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed
and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is
now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives
them what they request, and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town,
and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not
wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing
the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was
saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
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