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Talking Dog
For Sale
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog
for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
dog is in the back yard.
The guy
goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So,
what's your story? "
The mutt
looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty
young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting
from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and
world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
eight years running. The jetting around really tired me
out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I
wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded
a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired. "
The guy is
amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
The owner
says "Ten dollars."
The guy
says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is
amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"
The owner
replies, "He's such a fucking liar."
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