How much for
Once there was a man who was in love with a beautiful
woman and he wanted to marry her. The woman told him
that before they could get married he would have to ask
her father, who was a farmer.
next day the man went to the farmer and said, "Sir I
love your daughter very much and I would like to ask for
her hand in marriage."
sat there and looked at him for a moment and said, "I
will let you marry her, but first you must complete a
test." Willing to do anything to be able to marry the
girl the man agreed. The farmer said, "first you must
jump the fence, swim the river and screw the cow in the
thought that it sounded easy enough so he did it. When
he got finished he asked the farmer, "Ok now can I marry
couldn't believe that the man had actually done those
things and thinking it was funny he told the man to do
it again! So the man jumped the fence, swam the river,
and screwed the cow, again!
was finished the man went back to the farmer and asked
"Now may I marry your daughter?"
time the farmer was amazed that the man did all that a
second time, and wondered if he would do it a third, so
the farmer said, "Ok if you do all that one more time I
will let you marry my daughter." So the man did it
again. He jumped the fence, swam, the river, and screwed
came back to the farmer this time, the farmer said, "Ok
now you can marry my daughter."
said, "To hell with you daughter how much do you want
for the cow?"