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The Talented
Dog
A local business was looking for office help. They put a
sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED.
Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and
must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity
Employer."
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window,
saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the
receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to
the sign, looked at it and whined.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office
manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was
surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked
determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the
dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you
have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to
the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect
letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the
manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the
chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign
says you have to be good with a computer." The dog
jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog
proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that
worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He
looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a
very intelligent dog and have some interesting
abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and
put his paw on the sentences that told about being an
Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said "yes, but
the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"
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