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Making Eggs

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He
walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this
very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen
table

and they have sex.

Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says..................

................."The egg timer's broken!"

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