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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Silly Short Quotes - 18

 

If you don't know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere. (Henry Kissinger)


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On my desk, I have a work station..


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Every organization appears to be headed by the secret agents of its enemies.


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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


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Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.


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One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot.


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I have changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.


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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)


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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand ...


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Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation.



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