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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Silly Short Quotes - 17

 

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose


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There are no strangers in this world, just friends we've never met.


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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.


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Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. (Benjamin Franklin)


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Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life.


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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


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We must wake ourselves up! Or somebody else will take our place, and bear our cross, and thereby rob us of our crown. (William Booth)


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A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs.


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When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion. (Ethiopian proverb)


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It is a poor workman who blames his tools.



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