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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Best Oneliners - 24

 

It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.


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It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!


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May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between.


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As a man begins to live more seriously within; he begins to live more simply without.


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Don't limit your challenges - challenge your limits.


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Second place is the first loser.


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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys


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A good school is a community where children learn to live first and foremost as children and not as future adults.


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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.


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Dreams come true, without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. (John Updike)



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