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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

FunnyJokes and Quotes Collection - 4

 

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.


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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?


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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


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A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.


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Open your mind to God's wisdom, open your soul to God's peace, open your heart to God's love and all three will stay with you forever. (Mary Stavros)


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It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.


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A hug is a great gift... one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. (Natasha Isabelle)


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You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.


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Some people just don't take advice, they have to hit their own head off the wall to believe it will hurt!!


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Truth is not determined by majority vote. (Doug Gwyn)



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