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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Favourite One Liner Quotes - 14

 

Some have the wisdom of old age and the energy of youth. Most have the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.


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Never overlook wallflower at dance; may be dandelion in grass. (Confucious)


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Lord, where we are wrong, make us willing to change; where we are right, make us easy to live with. (Rev. Peter Marshall)


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Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.


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The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!


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Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them. (Dillon, 1988)


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When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey. (An old Arab proverb)


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It is not, how much you know...It is making the best use of what you know !


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Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.


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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.



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