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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Favourite One Liner Quotes - 24

 

I don't work here; I'm a consultant.


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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.


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What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high.


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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.


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What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call. (Liz Carpenter)


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Patience is the silken cord on which are strung the pearls of virtue.


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Go on and try it. The worst you can do it make a fool of yourself in front of all your friends.


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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.


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When the going still gets tough, the tough, pray.



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