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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

One line database of short jokes- 21

 

We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no great ones. (La Rochefoucauld)


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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too, can become great. (Mark Twain)


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We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. (Vlade Divac)


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Who stopped payment on my reality check?


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If I could grasp a hint of innocence ,or exude some of the purity, that so freely flows from my little girls eyes, then I would have learned something about being her father. (Brandon for Kyla)


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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.


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A PBS mind in an MTV world.


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What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency.


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Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.


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Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family. You may as well be fifty miles away from the person sitting next to you if you're both watching television.



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