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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

One line database of short jokes- 28

 

God gives us faces; we create our own expressions.


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Bad spellers of the world untie.


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Many Christians debate whether the devil is on earth or in hell. Can he dwell in Christians or only in the world? The fact is: the devil is in darkness. Wherever there is spiritual darkness, there the devil will be.


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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.


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Save time ... see it my way.


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There is no future in time travel.


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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. (Mark Twain)


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If you haven't much education you must use your brain.


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Work with every buyer as though that person represents a thousand referrals. (Tom Hopkins)


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If a bird is flying for pleasure, it flies with the wind, but if it meets danger it turns and faces the wind, in order that it may rise higher. (Corrie Ten Boom)



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