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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Collection of kids one liners - 9

 

He who fails to prepare, prepares to fail.


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No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.


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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.


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There is nothing as strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength. (Ralph W. Sockman)


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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.


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Honk if you want to see my finger.


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Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for. (The Vatican Sayings, Epicurus)


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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia -then start worrying)


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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.


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A heavy burden does not kill on the day it is carried. (Kenyan Proverb)



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