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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Collection of kids one liners - 11

 

If all the misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart. (Socrates)


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Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all! (Sam Ewing)


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Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves.


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If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying? (Shantideva)


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Adult child of alien invaders.


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We can admire what we see, but we can only love what we truly know.


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It is seldom easy to do what's right or right to do what's easy.


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The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people. (G. K. Chesterton)


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Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. (Sir Winston Churchill)


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A camel is a horse designed by a committee.



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