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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Top 10 One liner funny jokes - 41

 

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.


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He has a room temperature IQ.


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668: The Neighbour of the Beast.


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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead'.


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If you don't have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.


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To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. It is like saying a musician needs more than one violin to play the same piece of music.


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I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...


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I am so glad God sees the whole video tape of my life, and not just a snapshot of where I am now.


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Love is not just gazing at each other but looking together in the same direction.


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The mind of a poet begins with an H and ends with a T, listening with an EAR in between. (Lori Herber)



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