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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Top 10 One liner funny jokes - 48

 

When I'm right no-one remembers, when I'm wrong no-one forgets.


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One of the surest hindrances to the recovery of the sick is the centring of attention upon themselves. (Ellen White)


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Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life. (Chinese proverb)


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There are no hopeless situations -- only people who are hopeless about them. (Dinah Shore)


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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.


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If I had my life to live over I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. (Erma Bombeck)


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If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.


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We shouldn't deny the pain of what happens in our lives. We should just refuse to focus only on the valleys. (Charles Swindoll)


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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given


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Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)



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