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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Top 10 One liner funny jokes - 23

 

When no one is watching, live as if someone is.


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Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. (Greek Proverb)


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Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. (Goethe)


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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older Then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.


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To reform a man, you must begin with his grandmother. (Victor Hugo)


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Heart attacks...god's revenge for eating his animal friends


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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


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Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is: 'It might have been'.


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I can get more out of God by believing Him for one minute than by shouting at Him all night. (Smith Wigglesworth)


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The best way to have the last word is to apologize.



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