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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Top 10 One liner funny jokes - 30

 

Life is much like writing in ink : All you can do is read over your past and look forward to a blank page for your future that will soon be filled with words that can never be erased. (Gabe Suico)


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Life is like a roll of toilet paper.


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The older I get, the older old is.


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If I had my life to live over I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. (Erma Bombeck)


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If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.


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I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off the bed, jumped in my light, all because you kissed me goodnight.


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Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.


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Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.


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An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.


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It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all.



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