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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners Collection - 19

 

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another is essential to your own. (Robert Heinlein)


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Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost(Terry Brooks)


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If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.


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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.


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Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.


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I am not an organ donor, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.


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We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.


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Respect cannot be learned, purchased or acquired- it can only be earned.


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The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is too hold it too tightly; In addition, the best way to keep love is to give it wings.


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An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person.



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