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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

One Line Jokes - 20

 

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.


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If only the innocents knew...


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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


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The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. (Nancy Astor)


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When I pray, coincidences happen, and when I don't pray, they don't. (William Temple)


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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But . . . an onion a day keeps everyone away.


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It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least.


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The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.


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It is impossible to overestimate the immense need that humans have to be listened to, understood, and taken seriously.


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Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.



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