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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners Collection - 23

 

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?


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The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still.


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Every morning is the dawn of a new error...


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No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him.


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The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.


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You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. (Malcolm Forbes)


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It is okay to visit your past just don't bring any luggage with you.


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Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.


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'Why?' is the query of a skeptic; 'How?' is the question of a person who wants to believe. (J Tilse)


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Rich earn; smart learn.



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