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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Collection of kids one liners - 20

 

If I had my life to live over I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains. (Erma Bombeck)


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Sweet is the remembrance of troubles when you are in safety. (Euripides)


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Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.


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Treat anger like gold. Spend it wisely or not at all. (Grandfather)


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Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it.


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It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.


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A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood.


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Triumph is 'umph' added to try.


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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.


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You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull.



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