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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.


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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. (Danish Proverb)


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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.


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The best of battles are won on our knees...


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Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.


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When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince them.


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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


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I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.


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Dad: Someone who hopes his sons will turn out to be just like him, and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.



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