Do you do this?
You help your four-year-old learn math by teaching her to count cards
When your addiction counselor says he thinks 'the odds are good' that you will beat your gambling problem, you see it as a reason to immediately call your bookie
You lose your wife in a poker game; you lose your mistress going double-or-nothing; and now they refuse to let you bet your hooker
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