Are you ready for college?
You have five minutes to get dressed before leaving for a hot date. You suddenly realize you donít have any clean socks. You:
a. Rummage through the dirty laundry, sniffing each sock until finding two that donít make your eyes water.
b. Cover your ankles with black shoe polish.
c. Tell your date you always wished you were old enough to select your own wardrobe when Miami Vice was all the rage.
d. Arrive for your date wearing nothing but an old sheet and claiming you thought tonight was the big toga party
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