Teacher Student Questions And Answers
Saturday, February 16, 2008, 08:23 AM - Middle School
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze?
Pupil: Hot water!
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?
Pupil: All of them!
Why was the head teacher worried?
Because there were so many rulers in the school!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be?
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
Teacher: What is 'can't' short for?
Pupil: Can not miss.
Teacher: and what is 'don't' short for?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir!
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?