The student, the businessman and the biker
There were three guys at a bar.
One was a college student, one was a business man and the other was a biker.
The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas 'Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she'll love the trip' he said.
So the buisness man said 'That's nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. '
As the biker finished his drink he said 'For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself'