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Weird Websites - The Top 100 School & College Jokes - Funniest Jokes on the Internet

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Today in English we learned absolutely nothing about killing mockingbirds.

I went to a tough high school. In biology we used to dissect custodians.

To be a first-grade teacher you have to have skill, dedication, and an immunity to knock-knock jokes.

School is where you always try to do your best-except when your friends are watching.

Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.

Back-to-school sales get me all excited. Of course, pretty much any sale gets me all excited.

School is very important. Everyone should get at least a high school education--even if they already know everything.

You know our education system has problems when Hallmark comes out with a new line of 'Easy-to-read' graduation cards.

My kids have everything they need to go back to school—except the right attitude.

The best part of going back to school is seeing all your friends. The worst part is that your teachers won’t let you talk to them.

 

 

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