A Wife for a Season Ticket
A husband was engrossed in a magazine while his wife was reading the newspaper. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. 'Get this,' she said. 'Some guy put an ad in here offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.' 'Hmmmmm,' her husband mumbled, still engrossed in his magazine. Wanting to test him, she asked, 'Would you swap me for a season ticket?' 'Absolutely not!' he said. 'That's so sweet,' she replied. 'Tell me why not.' 'Heck, the season's more than half over!' he said.
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