A Pastor, a doctor and an engineer go golfing
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were becoming very impatient with a slow group of golfers ahead of them. 'What's with these guys,' the engineer grumbled. 'We've been waiting for at least 15 minutes.' 'Ineptitude,' the pastor replied. 'Here comes the greens keeper. Why don't we have a word with him.' 'George, what's up with the group ahead of us? They're pretty slow, aren't they?'
'Oh, yes,' the greens keeper replied, 'they're a group of firefighters. Sadly, they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire a year ago, so we always allow them to play for free anytime.' 'That is sad,' the pastor said. 'I will be sure to say a special prayer for them tonight.' 'Excellent idea,' the doctor said. 'I'll contact an ophthalmologist buddy of mine and ask if there's anything he can do for them.' 'Why can't these guys play at night?' said the engineer.
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