A Tee Time for the Prince
The golf club secretary was very apologetic, 'I'm terribly sorry sir, but we have no time open on the course today.' 'Wait just a minute,' the member argued, 'If I told you that Prince Andrew and a friend wanted a game, would you find a starting time for them?' 'Most definitely,' she answered. 'Well, since I happen to know that the Prince is in Scotland at the moment, we'll just take his time,' said the member.
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