Cubs vs. Sox
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she's a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they're Cubs fans, too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan is but wanting to be just like their teacher, the students launch their hands into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception: A girl named Lucy doesn't go along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she's decided to be different. 'Because I'm not a Cubs fan,' Lucy says.
'Then what are you?' asks the teacher. 'Why, I'm proud to be a Sox fan,' boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she's a Sox fan. 'Well, my mom and dad are Sox fans, so I'm a Sox fan, too.' The teacher is now very angry. 'That's no reason!' she says loudly. 'What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?' Lucy pauses, then smiles. 'Why, then,' Lucy says, 'I'd be a Cubs fan.'
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