First Time Skydiver
James decided to take up sky diving as a hobby. On his first solo jump, he pulled the ripcord at the right time, but nothing happened. The parachute wouldn't open. He then pulled the emergency chute, but that appeared to be stuck too. As he glanced down to see the ground rushing towards him, he noticed a man hurtling upward directly at him. 'Hey!' James shouted. 'Would you happen to know anything about parachutes?' 'No!' the man yelled back. 'Would you happen to know anything about gas stoves?'
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