Drunk Ice Fishing
Deciding to go ice fishing, a drunk gathers his gear and walks around until he finds a large patch of ice. Heading into the center of it, he begins to saw a hole when he suddenly hears a booming voice coming out of the sky, 'You will not find fish under that ice,' the voice says. Looking around and seeing no one, he begins sawing again. Again the voice speaks, 'I said, there are no fish under that ice!' Looking all around and still not seeing anyone, he once more picks up the saw and just as he's about to continue working on the hole the huge voice interrupts, 'This is your third warning. There are no fish under that ice!' Now frightened, he asks the voice, 'How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?' 'No,' the voice replies. 'Well, who are you then?' he asks the voice. 'I am the manager of this hockey rink!'
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