Green Golf Balls
Going into the Pro Shop, the golfer searches and searches but can't seem to find what he's looking for. The pro finally aproaches him and asks if he can be of help. 'I can't seem to find any green golf balls,' the golfer explains. Looking throughout the shop, checking through the catalogs and ultimately calling the manufacturers, the pro determines that there are no green golf balls. Hearing this, the disgusted golfer is heading out the door when the pro stops him and asks, 'If you don't mind my asking, why do you want green golf balls?' 'Obviously,' replies the golfer, 'they'd be much easier to find in the sand traps!!'
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