A surgeon was doing the rounds after surgery. 'I've got some good news and some bad news for you.' he said to one man.
'What's the bad news?' asks the patient.
'Well, I accidently amputated the wrong leg.'
'What?' yells the startled man. 'So what is the good news?'
'The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.'
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