An irate woman burst into a baker's shop and said. 'I sent my son in for two pounds of buscuits this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound.'
The baker looked at her 'And?' he said.
'Well,' said the woman 'I suugest you check your scales.'
'Madame, I suggest you weigh your son.'
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