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Weird Websites - Weird Al Yankovic lyrics - the very best lyrics from the crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Achy Breaky Song

 

You can torture me
With donnie & marie
You can play some barry manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like new kids on the block
Or any village people song you know
Or play vanilla ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the bee gees any day
But mr. dj, please
Iím begginí on my knees
I just canít take no more of billy ray

Donít play that song
That achy breaky song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That achy breaky song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

You can clear the room
By playind debbie boon
Or crank your abba records until dawn
Oh, I can even hear
Slim whitman or zamfir
Donít mind a yoko ono marathon
Or play some tiffany
On 8-track or cd
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please donít play that stupid song no more

Donít play that song
That achy breaky song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

Donít play that song
That achy breaky song
I think itís driving me insane
Oh, please donít play that song
That irritating song
Iíd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...

Donít play that song
That achy breaky song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That achy breaky song
I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo...

 

 

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